If You See An Iranian Carrying One Of These...
...run like hell. In the opposite direction.
Now that Iranian hit squads are tooling around with boom boxes* packed with explosives and ball bearings, The Lifeguard is going to be extra cautious.
As an aside, what sort of music does a suicide bomber listen to (on his boom box**) when he is going...um...well..."BOOM"? The Lifeguard votes for "Sex Bomb" (by Tom Jones).
* Pun intended.
** Pun still intended.
As an aside, what sort of music does a suicide bomber listen to (on his boom box**) when he is going...um...well..."BOOM"? The Lifeguard votes for "Sex Bomb" (by Tom Jones).
* Pun intended.
** Pun still intended.
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