I HATE EVERYONE! In the event that there was any question about it, I hate everyone. Every single living, breathing soul who has decided that their mission in life is to piss me off.
You just haven't met my puppy. Whenever I hate everyone, he licks me all over my face and then tries to take the warm spot on the sofa where I was sitting, and I immediately feel better.
Yacht racing, crow bar wielding, tennis playing, Red Sox watching, mountain bike riding, Yankee dissing, downhill skiing, golf club swinging, martini drinking, whisky loving, oyster shucking, sushi eating, steak grilling man of the people.
3 comments:
everyone?
You just haven't met my puppy. Whenever I hate everyone, he licks me all over my face and then tries to take the warm spot on the sofa where I was sitting, and I immediately feel better.
Nah. Too easy.
Post a Comment