Monday, May 14, 2007

Take This Job And Shove It...

I ain't workin' here no more...

Trevor Blake (unemployed and on the dole) and his fiancee, Nicola Fitzgerald, a secretary (and his sugar mama), got busted for having sex on a flight from London to Jamaica...twice.

Blake, who is unemployed, used his Jedi mind tricks to convince his fiancee to fly them to Jamaica, to have sex, twice, in the lavatory, and...well...have sex twice in the lavatory. They join Ralph Fiennes and Quantas flight attendant, Lisa Robertson, as members of the Mile High Club.

The most intriguing part to me is that the lad is unemployed and still managed the aforementioned trifecta. One wonders what Blake is packing (or what Fitzgerald is smoking).

"Teach me, master."

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

i'm surprised you chose to blog this, and not the article in the news about the town with the deep-friend balls festival.

http://www.boston.com/news/odd/articles/2007/05/13/wis_festival_sells_deep_fried_testicles/?p1=MEWell_Pos1

i mean, c'mon. hfwtfmf?

Anonymous said...

Oh, I will comment on that.

I so will comment.

Anonymous said...

i'm still waiting...