THE LIFEGUARD WAS TRAVELING FROM NIGERIA LAST WEEK...
As The Lifeguard walked through security, the only white guy in a sea of sweaty, smelly Third-Worlders, he heard those words that every good American (i.e., non-Muslim) hates to hear:
"Lifeguard, you have been selected for secondary screening. One finger or two?"
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