Who's The Hooker and Who's The John?

Hillary!'s Running Mate...

Life was all sunshine and puppies for (Democrat) Michigan Senator, Debbie Stabenow, and her husband, Thomas Athans, as this photograph from the Los Angeles Times shows.

But, that was in 2006.

Now, she learns that Mr. Athans was getting his pipes cleaned by a $150.00 hooker he met at the Residence Inn on Big Beaver Road, in Troy, MI (near Exit 69 on I-75).

So, I was thinking that if Hillary! gets the Democrat nomination, she should grab another scorned woman--Senator Stabenow--as her running mate.

They would get the scorned woman vote, going away; and, would have a pretty good shot at knocking off the other Democrat in the race, Arizona Senator John Sidney McCain, III. And, once elected, their husbands could set off on a Grand Tour of Caligulan proportions.

Of course, this all begs the question of what is wrong with consorting with prostitutes. After all, Mr. Athans is married to one of one hundred whores who serve in the United States Senate. One of the whores who refused to put an end to earmarks.