You Can't Celebrate Eid Without IEDs!

Quiz question: To what religion did the guy who tried to trade speakers for grenades for a little post-Christmas jihad belong?

Anyone? Beuller? Anyone?

Latter Day Saints? Methodist? Catholic?

Actually, it doesn't say in the article, but, reading between the lines, I would suggest that there are at least three clues as to the religious leanings of the perp.

http://www.breitbart.com/news/2006/12/08/D8LSRFSO0.html

His name is Derrick Shareef. (As my former Torts professor, George Swan used to say, "A fine Irish name.")

He wants to wage "violent jihad" against the United States, and to detonate grenades at a mall after Christmas (on December 27th), for maximum killing effect. (A Mormon would bomb in June, a Methodist on the third Friday in September. Don't get me started on those crazy-ass Unitarians.)

He swapped (or planned to swap) speakers for grenades so that he can blow up innocent civilians. (Okay, so the former doesn't mean anything other than that he is stupid. The latter, however, follows a pattern that seems strangely familiar. Muslim gets bomb, Muslim detonates bomb at a wedding/pizza parlour/shopping centre, Muslim kills and maims innocent civilians.)

You can't spell Eid al-Fitr without I-E-D. (Look at the stamp. You will see that I speak the truth.)

Oh, and the fact that his religion is not mentioned. (Because, you know that if ol' Derrick were a Christian, the media would have found the priest who molested him when he was an altar boy, and it would have all been blamed on the Catholic Church.)

My guess is that he is...um...Muslim?