"Ain't none of you guys endowed like The Lifeguard," Hillary! said at a gathering of the Conservative Black Caucus. (Both members can be seen on the stage with Hillary!.)
Oh, and The Lifeguard hopes y'all had a great Thanksgiving.
Yacht racing, crow bar wielding, tennis playing, Red Sox watching, mountain bike riding, Yankee dissing, downhill skiing, golf club swinging, martini drinking, whisky loving, oyster shucking, sushi eating, steak grilling man of the people.