tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-26697704.post8921452244910512368..comments2023-06-27T07:00:08.578-04:00Comments on Lifeguard of the Jury Pool: The Lifeguardhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01157147991250464156noreply@blogger.comBlogger9125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-26697704.post-2246036834361897232007-10-03T22:57:00.000-04:002007-10-03T22:57:00.000-04:00Dildo. Hahahaha! Dildo.Dildo. Hahahaha! Dildo.The Lifeguardhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01157147991250464156noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-26697704.post-80176934311877063452007-09-26T00:23:00.000-04:002007-09-26T00:23:00.000-04:00I was just thinking about this, and frankly, if yo...I was just thinking about this, and frankly, if you have The Lifeguard, you don't need a 10" dildo.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-26697704.post-50126852094771692782007-03-19T23:24:00.000-04:002007-03-19T23:24:00.000-04:00This real man draws the line at buying, or carryin...This real man draws the line at buying, or carrying, tampons.<BR/><BR/>I don't even own the tampon pants worn by those pussy-whipped morons who buy and transport their significant other's feminine hygeine products.<BR/><BR/>Other items I will neither buy nor carry:<BR/><BR/>The latest issue of "O" magazine; a Summer's Eve douche (even if you think it will make you feel fresh as a daisy); and, your sex toys (even if you are embarrassed to carry a 10" dildo).<BR/><BR/>By the way, "dildo" is a funny word.The Lifeguardhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01157147991250464156noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-26697704.post-13251762590262866352007-03-19T14:06:00.000-04:002007-03-19T14:06:00.000-04:00the question is, will real men carry your purse fo...the question is, will real men carry your purse for you AND buy you your tampon of choice?Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-26697704.post-83161411964642889582007-03-18T15:13:00.000-04:002007-03-18T15:13:00.000-04:00In the seventies, real men ate quiche. In the eigh...In the seventies, real men ate quiche. In the eighties, real men ate bran muffins. In the nineties, real men had goatees. And in the oughts, real men buy Tampax.<BR/>Just like real women buy toe fungus spray. (You know who you are.)Cartoonistehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14005217269249277853noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-26697704.post-3399057075096687362007-03-17T20:40:00.000-04:002007-03-17T20:40:00.000-04:00i just snorted...i just snorted...Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-26697704.post-20927394296247913342007-03-15T20:17:00.000-04:002007-03-15T20:17:00.000-04:00No, it is not a new area, Cartooniste. In fact, I...No, it is not a new area, Cartooniste. In fact, I found it pretty damned funny. As I said, I laughed pretty hard. And, unlike the "natural male enhancement" ads you reference, these tampons really do work...so I have heard.<BR/><BR/>Just don't ask me to buy 'em for you; and, don't ask me to carry 'em in my cargo pants (if I owned cargo pants).<BR/><BR/>As for women liking Rocky, I was making a broad generalisation. Women with class, women that I want to be around, like Rocky.The Lifeguardhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01157147991250464156noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-26697704.post-75409718121698111262007-03-15T01:57:00.000-04:002007-03-15T01:57:00.000-04:00oh, sack up, man! you've been dating women for... ...oh, sack up, man! you've been dating women for... heck you're in your forties.... at least ten years, right? don't pretend that this is a new area. <BR/>1. that ad sounds @#$# hilarious<BR/>2. 12 grams is nothing to sniff at<BR/>3. who says women don't like Rocky?<BR/>I have to sit through "natural male enhancement" ads whenever i watch nightowl cable. surely you can manage.Cartoonistehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14005217269249277853noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-26697704.post-16519258362090837622007-03-11T17:40:00.000-04:002007-03-11T17:40:00.000-04:00this was so wrong, for so many reasonsthis was so wrong, for so many reasonsAnonymousnoreply@blogger.com